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From: "Griffin Wooten" <gwootenjr@satx.rr.com>
To: <gwootenjr@satx.rr.com>
Subject: FW: Magnificent Study of Tax Cuts
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 00:03:03 -0600
Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can
understand.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner. The bill for all ten comes to
$100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something
like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh $7.
The eighth $12.
The ninth $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant
every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one
day, the owner threw them a curve.
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost
of your daily meal by $20."
Now dinner for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill
the way we pay our taxes. So, the first four men were unaffected. They
would still eat for free.
But what about the other six, the paying customers? How could they divide the
$20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share'?
The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they
subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth
man would each end up being 'PAID' to eat their meal.
The restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's
bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts
each should pay.
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid
nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28%
savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25%
savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22%
savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16%
savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat
for free. But once outside the restaurant, they began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the
tenth man "but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's
unfair that he got ten times more than me!"
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when
I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at
all. The system exploits the poor!" The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat
him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat
down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they
discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of
them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax
system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a
tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just
may not show up at the table anymore.
David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Distinguished Professor of Economics
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